Monday, September 18, 2006

Jake Speaks...

So I heard Jake on 1600 AM today. If you want to hear it, Freedonian and Autoegocrat have promised to post the audio. In the mean time, here are a few highlights I noticed.

1. He said that he didn't run in the Democratic primary because there were no forums or debates for the candidates. (I can remember about 10.)

2. He said he had been arrested for disorderly conduct.

3. He said he didn't believe politicians should be elected to lifelong seats. (He must really appreciate irony to be a Ford who says that.)

4. Said he didn't want to be vocal against anyone and just wanted to talk about issues. (Check out the River City Mud Bugle to see that lie called out. Minutes later he was accusing Cohen of violating ethics.

5. Several callers were calling Cohen a racist because they said he didn't want to dig up the dead guy in Forest Park. Jake had the same position as Cohen. Does that make Jake a racist?

6. He has had a job. He's a lobbyist. I think I'd rather him be a pot-head. He'd do less damage.

7. He said he was campaigning with Jr. Friday at Jr.'s headquarters. That he and Jr. help each other daily, and that Jr. "endorses me everyday."

8. "My life has been about public service." And lobbying and dropping out of high school and disorderly conduct arrests.

9. He couldn't define insurgent when a supportive caller asked him too. St. Albans ain't what it used to be, eh?

I have a migraine and if I don't turn out the lights my head is going to explode. I'll post more later.

2 comments:

autoegocrat said...

I'll have something up on the Bugle as soon as I get some food in my tummy.

polar donkey said...

Wow, Jake would make a great congressman in bizarro world.